February 26

Early bird day. Wake up earlier and do everything early.

Damn girl your early today (February 26)

by Onion101 October 20, 2019

February 19

The day a bitch was born

Dude 1: what day is it?
Dude 2: it's february 19, the day a bitch was born.

Dude 1: oh, the day Kirsten was born?

Dude 2: yes

by Uselesscarrot October 30, 2019

February 26

If you request for the 26 special, the first person you ask is automatically required to kiss you, lick your cheek, or give you a lap dance.

You: Ayee it’s February 26th you know what that means
Her/him: ok get over here and let me sit on your peen

by RkoIsLife1738 November 2, 2019

February 26nd

February 26nd is national long finger revenge day. Any one with short fingers can be beat up by people with long fingers.

Long finger kid: You know what today is?
Short finger kid: oh no it is February 26nd.

by Sydmen November 6, 2019

February 27

If you don’t get you bf you don’t get hugs kisses and cuddles etc.

Bf it’s February 27 and you haven’t gotten me anything you know what that means
Gf FUCK!

by lil queff February 9, 2020

February 18th

February 18th is national push devon down a flight of stairs for not having seen the movie The Sandlot

Dylan: You know what day it is? February 18th
Devon: Fuck

by SandlotLover69 February 17, 2020

February 19th

National grab anyone's butt day

Let me grab dat butt its February 19th

by Unkn🅾️wn February 18, 2020