church drunk 

A level of drunkness- generally refers to getting really weirdly drunk. Often church goers who rarely drink will reach this level during a night out on the town.

Used in a sentence; I'm for sure getting church drunk tonight.

church drunk by M.c.hammmered February 24, 2012

eyes wide drunk 

Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.

"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."

eyes wide drunk by skgvati April 28, 2007

stupid drunk 

To drink yourself into a state where you would qualify for the special olympics.

Man, we got stupid drunk last night!

stupid drunk by dirte June 12, 2006

bike drunk 

The state of being too blackout drunk to ride a bicycle, but too drunk to walk without it

Johnny was bike drunk, and had to lean on his cruiser in order to make it home saturday night.

bike drunk by Uncle Mike April 5, 2007

pissy drunk 

State of being, where you're so drunk that you piss yourself.

He was pissy drunk, even though he only had one beer to drink. Punk.

pissy drunk by Brandon December 1, 2003

Sleep Drunk 

Sleep drunk: the act of being so sleep deprived that you act as though intoxicated

man i was so sleep drunk last night i said some things i shouldn't have

Sleep Drunk by Rightnowimsleepdrunk July 1, 2009

Soda drunk 

1. A phrase coined by 10-year-olds at a sleepover. meaning intoxication caused by the consumption of carbonated beverages. often used as an excuse for doing stupid things after drinking soda.

2. One who is soda drunk

Alex: Remember when we got soda drunk and we ran around with underwear on our heads?

Chris: Yeah. You know that wasn't really because of the soda, right?

Alex: um... no.

Chris: good times, good times.

Soda drunk by cagace July 11, 2010