douche mcgee

a person that reminds out of something that you use to clean out a vagina.

James is a douche mcgee. He messes up every thing

by quinn J. August 29, 2005

douche*baggery

(N.) 1. To preform qualities of the douchebag relation. Dumb, stupid, ignorant behavior.

LeQueefah Shauntae says..."No, her di*ent! That bama just tp*ed my ride, fool. Ain't that some douche*baggery, whitey?"

Hansel Ughurene replies, "Das uber gay!"

by Lisa and Sam May 1, 2006

Douche Bag

anyone who thinks they are the shit but in reality they are just plain shit.

josh.

josh is a douche bag.

by CuteKid10101 October 18, 2008

Douche Juice

Someone so worse that a douche bag that they are the juice of the douche.

I can't believe that this guy tries to fight every person that says hi to his girlfriend. He's totally a douche juice.

by Ms. P December 21, 2008

douchebag call

noun: loud, obnoxious exhaust system, most likely on a crappy foreign car, driven by douchebags. Usually installed improperly thus creating not a respectable sound of a finely-tuned race car, but a loud, droning buzz or series of pops that the owner of said car thinks is truly amazing, sounds awesome and is a true show of horsepower. Uncannily attracts teenybopper girls who think the car is straight out of Fast and Furious or other douchebags with similarly crappy cars and annoying exhaust systems.

Me: Man, what is that awful droning noise? Do you hear that?
Steve: That's Jeremy's exhaust.
Me: Yeah? I guess he's got all the bitches coming to his douchebag call...

by theoneTNA June 18, 2009

douchebag

someone who acts like that dumb kid in kindergarden who knocked over your blocks, and spilled apple juice on your blanket at nap-time so it looks like you peed your-self

He reminds me of that douchebag, billy, from kindergarden...

by the magic man nipple September 20, 2009

douche a l'orange

A young man who thinks attending the University of Virginia means he is now part of the Southern aristocracy.

Distinguishing characteristics include arrogance, condescension and the excessive use of the word "douche."

Tyler was an OK guy until he joined that frat and started going to polo matches. Now he's a just another douche a l'orange.

by Dudous G July 8, 2010