derek carswell

complete nutjob! can't go a just do his job, has to annoy anyone that hasnt murdered anyone which is everyone except him.

he will kill you if you look for his deer that he keeps in his sold cars to play with when hes bored

guy"derek carswell is starting work soon"
other guy "can't wait to be murdered"

woman " is that derek carswell over there"
other woman "yeah stay away from him he wont give us money"

by Kierank97 March 7, 2024

Dereck

An asshole who manipulates you to make sure he’s the only one getting what he wants. Only cares about himself and gaslights you for the upper hand. Will drop you in an instant when he finds someone new. And secretly likes being fucked like he fucks your emotions

Dereck is crawling back, his new bitch left him. lol

by Lilly_w20 March 9, 2024

Denven

The act of not wanting to clean your room, it can be used in a sentence, but is more commonly used alone, as a reply.

Mom: “CLEAN YOU ROOM”
Kid: “Denven”

by sp@c3_b00 March 27, 2024

Delve

A word used by ChatGPT

Someone sent me a cold email proposing a novel project. Then I noticed it used the word "delve."

by marvy101 April 9, 2024

derek Burke's Dick

The prettiest most perfect award winning long fat straight veiny fat headed flawless penis ever!!

Of course Derek Burke's Dick is better and looks better for sure. There is awards that have been given to that cock cause it's so flawless and perfect

by Frkofdawk July 20, 2024

Derek Pitsch

100 percent exotic 200 percent asshole, 1-10 on looks 9-10 on jokes, 100-10 on attitude.

That Derek Pitsch is a loveable asshole.

by 1234fu July 22, 2024

Denver

When you can't hack your work anymore, You up and fuck off without telling anyone, Never to be seen or heard from again.

I can't believe he pulled a denver. He just said fuck this shit i'm out and off he went.

by Good Carnts May 1, 2024