daniel
a silly ahh fat Italian bastard that is also classified as a silly salami. he is always craving some pizza, and he always likes to hang fat rolls of salami in his garage. he uses a vespa to get around town, and he starts hyperventilating when he isn't in a 100 meter perimeter of a nice hot garlic pizza. he is the epidemy of a classic Italian, even though his dumbass lives in Australia. this would be a normal thing to write if he was living in Italy though but we tend to take notice if there are fat Italians like Daniel in Australia.
daniel by cumniggers69 August 25, 2022