Fucking the dog

Doing nothing, shooting the shit.

Hey Kevin, what are you doing?
Kevin: Fucking the dog.

by Anonymous November 29, 2002

War Dog

A political and/or military person who's immorally eager to encourage a people or nation to go to war.

plural form

War Dogs

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are total War Dogs.

by MikeKal July 25, 2009

dog in a bath

the act of squeezing ones cock and balls into the recipients 'rusty bullethole'. it is as hard as trying to keep a dog in a bath.

"that bird last night was filthy as fuck, i gave her the dog in a bath.

by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

hen dog

Hennessy an alcoholic beverage, a nickname for it used in the hood.

yo leroy what we drinking tonight, "hen dog" yea dat yack

by bert2 August 14, 2005

single dog

A Chinese way of describing single people, known as '单身狗’，normally in an ironic yet humorous way， mocking how people are too lonely and sad that they directly turn into dogs.

It's not easy for a single dog to be alone on Valentine's Day.

by oiejo July 4, 2019

Friedrich Dog

FREE-drick dawg -noun

A way to describe a massive penis on a guy with an otherwise normal physique.

*skinny kid grabs his mass of a package*

Guy: "Holy shit! Now that's a friedrich dog!"

by frizzyfree February 10, 2010

Cummy Dog

A Boston Cream Pie donut filled with dog jizz, instead of the cream.

Ha! Pranked you bitch with my cummy dog!

by Smegma69 May 16, 2019