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dispomaniac

person who craves alcohol
dude javier! you drink all the time! your such a dispomaniac
by robocop15 January 19, 2009
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Dissipulate

(Dis-sipp-yoo-late) the only word that can literally mean ANYTHING you want it to mean, and still sounds really intelligent. It can be a noun, or a verb. As long as it is interjected into a sentence correctly and with confidence, can literally mean whatever it sounds like it means. The beauty is YOU decide!
Nichole's shrink decided after her first session, that she suffers from a severe case of mental dissipulation.

When you send your documents in, we can dissipulate if you qualify for the program.

How dare you dissipulate my man, you skank!!
by Sharty79 April 13, 2009
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disgustasm

A disgustasm occurs when a person experiences something so horrifically disgusting that he or she spontaneously erupts in waves of powerful orgasms. Thought to be a result of a shock to the cental nervous system caused by sudden mental trauma. A disgustasm is usually experienced by victims' observing or taking part in vile and depraving acts.
Timmy watched two girls one cup on the internet and promptly disgustasmed.
by puddleglum June 12, 2009
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Disaster Wank

A wank that takes your mind off a disaster that has just occured, allowing you to have a clear mind to think of a solution.
1) I rolled my car last night. Hit two pedestrians and a dog.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.
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Disgandinate

The beating of the elderly. To purposely beat up an old person.
Id really like to disgandinate at the old folks home. They complain too much.
by mrsquid July 11, 2010
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Disslacksic

Not knowing which way to put on your pants. Having your pants on wrong.
That guy over there has his pants on backwards, he must be disslacksic.
by MaxxLarge December 14, 2010
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Dishplosion

Pronounced: dish-plo-shun

The resulting explosion of clean dishes that tends to occur when neither you nor anyone else in your house, apartment, condo, motor-home, double-wide, or any other form of living does dishes for any extended period of time (this can differ according to: amount of people who live in the home, amount of dishes owned, etc.) the result of which is a massive last ditch effort for a clean plate, fork or other item associated with eating, typically resulting with cleaning all of the dishes and going from no dishes to way to many. Usually resulting in a huge stack of clean dishes that appears so fast it generates a near explosive force.
Can also happen in the event of friends or family coming over after you wasted the three weeks warning you were given due to much procrastination.
Me and my roommate realized that our girlfriends were coming over in an hour so we started cleaning the house and we ended up with this HUGE dishplosion and we ended up having to hide all of the extra dishes and silverware we had.
by SonicSparx March 13, 2011
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