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County

British: The families or people who own land in the shire counties. They belong to the county set. These people are well spoken, have a high social status and live in a way that is typical of the upper middle and upper class. Suburban posh.
Those posh girls over there are a bit county
by Lord Tracey June 6, 2024
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County jail brown brief

County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.
Deputy : everybody line up…

Inmate: everybody get in line.

Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?

Inmate: large

Deputy: next

Inmate: small

Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown

Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…

Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next

Inmate: can I exchange it?

Deputy: nope. Wash it!

Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022
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County Flush

Technique for immediately flushing the toilet after taking a shit, to eliminate lingering odors. Used in most county jails due to all cells sharing ventilation.
Unless you wanna get your ass beat, you better give that toilet a county flush.
by Kennyrivs January 20, 2017
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Rowan county wedding

Is where two immediate family members I,e mother son , brother sister make a life long commitment to incest
Aren’t them two brother and sister I guess they Rowan county wedding
by ChuckZilla78 March 17, 2024
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Union County Highschool Patriot Band

oh god they're all gay.
Person one: Who are you and why are you in my house?
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.

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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"
by Evan 🌱 November 21, 2021
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Winston County

A region in Alabama full of illiterate dumbass’ who will probably tickle your sack for a half gram of fentanyl.
Winston County is a hell hole. I’d rather stick glass in my pecker hole than live there.”
by Klansman1867 August 13, 2024
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Umpqua County

An unofficial county in Oregon that unites the coastal part of Lane and Douglas counties. Florence would likely be the county seat if this were a real county.
I wish Umpqua County were a real county. Lane and Douglas counties having coastlines feel off.
by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025
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