Coach Fran

A douche nozzle. The current head coach at Texas A&M, fans everywhere anxiously await the day that he is either fired or dies in a burning inferno.

1) Coach Fran can claim impressive stats such as worst school loss ever, two worst bowl losses, 0-5 against Oklahoma, 1-4 against Texas, 1-4 against Texas Tech, and gave his school the first losing record in 20+ years.

2) Coach Fran does not disclose information on players injuries...unless he is paid $1200 a season. Currently under investigation by the NCAA.

by rhutton125 November 25, 2007

clochhradio shot

A Russian term for taking a shot of Jagermeister at an unusual time of day.

It's 9 am! Time for a clochhradio shot ?

by AustinKS February 1, 2009

Choochita

Choochita is a word of affection of Osorean origin. The word is used mainly between very intimate lovers and used to convey deep, meaningful love between them, it is not used lightly.

-Christine, choochita, I love you!

by C.S.O October 21, 2010

coach doob

noun. a person on your bowling team, who is a drain on your team and society. this person is often the worst bowler in the league, and a douche.

mike is terrible tonight. he is definitly our coach doob.

by J Mak May 27, 2011

choochie stamps

When a girlfriend's lazy ass can't keep a job and mooches off her boyfriend.

Emmy was too ashamed to apply for welfare, so she went the choochie stamps route instead.

by Cousin Eddy March 4, 2013

coach Peterson

a baseball coach at Randall who doesn't brush his hair and lies about having a wife.

omg I hate coach Peterson so much. he gets butt hurt over every little thing.

by bad ass you know who February 21, 2017

Chooch truck

Any oversized over accessorized pickup truck... could be festooned with a variety of rednecky bumper stickers

Hey, check out the redneck with his chooch truck.

by nottachooch June 27, 2017