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apathy club

Apathy Club is a place for people who don't really give a shit to gather together and collectively not give shits.

If someone asks you if you want to join Apathy Club and you respond "I don't care" or "I don't give a rat's ass" then you are in.

I wanted to start my own Apathy Club at my school, but I figured nobody would care enough to show up. Plus, I didn't really care that much. There was a lot of paperwork.
Join Apathy Club... or don't... I don't really give a shit.
by NateDogg April 26, 2004
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V-Club

The "V-Club" is made up of all the virgins in the world. If you haven't yet lost your virginity, then you are a member of the V-Club.
Jill: "Jack and I STILL haven't had sex. I'm gonna be a virgin forever!!!"
Danni: "Girl, you ain't gonna be in the V-Club much longer. Don't worry."
by Cormany10 February 22, 2008
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Teeny Weenie Peenie Club

To have a small Phallus, Dick, or Penis
YO That guy from last night was definitely part of the Teeny Weenie Peenie Club
by mehble November 26, 2010
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4-H Club

A members-only club for people that have contracted all four major viral STDs—HIV , HPV (genital warts), herpes, and hepatitis.
We just took my buddy, Al, out to drinks to celebrate his entry into the 4-H Club courtesy of that Vegas skank.
by 4-H Club President July 4, 2015
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clubbing

1. The present progressive form of the verb "to club", meaning that a person is currently hitting something with a club.

2a. An expression for going out to wordnightclub/words.

2b. An expression used by stupid people who think nightclubs will make them cooler, or something.
1. I am clubbing the moron who is trying to wordknife/word me.

2a. "we want to go clubbing tonight"

2b. "OMIGOD WE HAVE TO GO CLUBBIN GIRLFRIEND"
by TehClam September 29, 2003
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Seal Clubber

A drink made famous by the caffeine addicted Mr. JV. Although there is no actual caffeine in the drink, only someone who is hopped up on wayyyy too much caffeine could find this appetizing:

Its a simple brew: equal parts apple vodka and grapefruit juice. just pour over ice and hope for the best!
by ekobelski May 8, 2014
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Sam's Club Spartan

A fan of the Michigan State Spartans who has no direct affiliation to the university but who loudly and obnoxiously proclaims his/her allegiance while wearing goods and apparel purchased at a local Sam's Club store.
"We" kicked your guys butts! Go Green! Wooo hoooo!!!

Wow, what a Sam's Club Spartan that guy is.
by woviefan1 December 12, 2010
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