A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 4, 2020
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"And I see the disinfectant. Where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. Is there a way that we can do something similar like that?"
-Donald J. Trump
President Trump, AKA President Clean, has made this dangerous, yet hilarious suggestion during the Corona Virus press briefing on April 23, 2020.
-Donald J. Trump
President Trump, AKA President Clean, has made this dangerous, yet hilarious suggestion during the Corona Virus press briefing on April 23, 2020.
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Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only
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Performed the Mr. Clean A WAP last night and got to say both proud and disgusted with myself right now
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