FAKE CLEAN

A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.

Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.

For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!

by Smooax September 4, 2020

Clean

Being free of STDs. Usually used by escorts and tricks.

Her backpage ad said she’s clean, but my nuts are starting to itch.

by deleteallchildren September 17, 2020

President Clean

Somebody who has made unproven suggestions, such as injecting disinfectants to cure the Corona Virus.

"And I see the disinfectant. Where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. Is there a way that we can do something similar like that?"

-Donald J. Trump

President Trump, AKA President Clean, has made this dangerous, yet hilarious suggestion during the Corona Virus press briefing on April 23, 2020.

by Superman 2050 September 21, 2020

Clean Melissa

Getting white girl wasted on wine, passing out on the floor and then dragged around like a dust mop

Bra, your house looks great, what happened last night?
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only

by Shorthood September 22, 2020

Mr. Clean A Wap

Is the act of driving on the wrong side of road while eating fried chicken nugget birds and performing the Aussie Hot Pocket

Performed the Mr. Clean A WAP last night and got to say both proud and disgusted with myself right now

by Le Sex Furguson IV October 8, 2020

Clean Me Out

Buy a dealers entire stash

Clean me out for $1000

by YoungBoyJ October 17, 2020

clean spot

hickey

"hey yo u got some clean spots on your neck"

by Bryan Nahanee October 10, 2003