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county spread

County spread is a meal made in prison (usually county) from Ramen noodles and any canned meat bought from commissary with enough meat added until it resembles the meal it is intended to resemble.
"County spread for the muscle, couple marks on my knuckles, puttin niggas on bunk status."
ScHoolboy Q Tookie Knows II
by Gr52vyGankgsta June 10, 2018
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Stafford County Spark Plug

The act of sticking the fat end of a fork into ones penis, sticking the prongs into an electrical outlet, then shocking yourself until sufficient pleasure has been achieved
Gert: Yo, I gave Tashnishuh a Stafford County Spark Plug yesterday behind the Sheetz
Michael: could I receive one of those gang?
Gert: of course my brotha’
by Fooligan Dictionary October 20, 2025
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Schley County Highschool

A school full of teachers pets, weird cat girls, bitches who think they can change they name when they look like a grown ass man, trashy white bitches who drink trulias and fuck the entire baseball team, fake gang bangin ass niggas who wannabees and ain't really living like dat, and weird ugly ahh teachers with mentapause and anger issues mr.andrews cool tho but yeah your welcome
I unfortunately go to Schley County Highschool what school do you go to?
by Schs March 22, 2022
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County

British: The families or people who own land in the shire counties. They belong to the county set. These people are well spoken, have a high social status and live in a way that is typical of the upper middle and upper class. Suburban posh.
Those posh girls over there are a bit county
by Lord Tracey June 6, 2024
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Jay county

AH jay county known as jay tucky jay tucky is where all the hicks and Mexicans live but Jay county highschool have alot of nic heads and pot heads and the bathrooms are were they go to get nicced up or high
boy 1: have you heard of jay county

boy 2: you mean jay tucky?
by yourdad2020 December 8, 2020
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Coryell County

See: Hell
Hate it but gotta love it at the same time even though it's a little Podunk town.
Living in Coryell County is like being stuck in a big-ass rut.
by -Opi- October 7, 2008
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Grant County Middle school

Imagine a dog eating mg horse shit then throwing it up and then a bird eating it and shitting back out. That’s the definition of Grant County middle school. The teachers are rapists, narcissistic assholes. Who do nothing but care for themselves and are only there for money. The water is not filtered, the food is old, and the milk is usually spoiled. This is the definition of hell in a school.
Person number one: wanna experience hell?
Person number two: I already go to Grant county middle school.
by Iheartdads>>>> July 22, 2022
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