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Closet Case

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i'm a closet case, it is very sad
by beeeeeeeeeeeeee January 7, 2021
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Nigger Closet

According to Casper's Dictionary, because Webster's a Fuck: (n.); Of Casper Origin - A forest that may or may not be full of hanging niggers. They're full of trees, which is perfect for hanging them like a sack of potatoes. Most Nigger Closets have a wide variety of trees to hang them from, which is the optimal goal of many white supremecists, such as Steven Hawking.
Oh, look at that Nigger Closet! It's huge!
by Casper's Dictionary November 5, 2017
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Out of the closet

It can describe something that is out of the closet, but it can also be people who are telling people that they are _____, after they were hiding it for a while.
That object is out of the closet!

Mark: Did you hear John came out of the closet as a homosexual?
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Republican in the closet

A Republican who is in denial and can't admit to himself that he's being fucked in the ass by his own party.
My uncle is a Republican in the closet. He still can't admit the Republican fucked him over by writing and passing NAFTA and sending his job to Mexico.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
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closet boy

1. A callsign used by those who are elite in their anti-AI skills. Used especially for online games that involve a computer AI.
2. One who sleeps and plays Descent (tm) in a (double) closet.
Oh no! The bots are beating us! We need a closet boy!
by _ December 9, 2003
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In the Closest

Someone is in the closest if they are a displaying homosexual behaviour secretly.

In other words, someone is 'in the closest' if they are a homosexual but do not know it yet or have decided to ignore their actual feelings.
George Pinkett is 'in the closest' because he has not accepted that he is gay yet.
by Definition Monster 314 May 7, 2018
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Close-Up

A week long "academy" for history buffs (AKA NERDS) in Washington, DC where high school geeks hook up while freaking on the dance floor only to end up shaking hands and walking away.
Dude, there were absolutely no hot guys at Close-Up!
by mayukiasaki March 26, 2009
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