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Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins

A complete moron that can't do anything or hardly anything right.
Bud is one of the dumbest persons to have ever existed, he is a prime example of a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
by PhoenixGamer34 December 24, 2021
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cotton topper

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.
We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.
by anonymous December 25, 2021
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catonic

personal trouble caused by one's own carelessness
The crowd laughed at the mess being maid by the clown's catonic movements.
by anonymous January 6, 2022
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catron

by Catron j January 11, 2022
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Cotton Cooch

The state of having a tampon stuck in your vagina canal because it is too dry.
“Yo what took you so long in the bathroom?”
I cant get my tampon out. I think I have cotton cooch”
by Kittyqueen123 January 28, 2022
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Catto

like the birb and the doge, it is the most legendary out of its kind. Catto are cool, cat is not cool. Catto are floof, cat is no floof. Catto is computer master, hampter is stupid guy, he don't know how computer work. Catto is fighter, alligator is looser. Catto.
"catto"

*everyone within a 500-meter radius drops down on their knees and begs for salvation*
by tera fuffad February 4, 2022
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cotton lips

dry lips; the feeling you get when you need chapstick
Wow, I’ve got cotton lips. I need chapstick!!
by meggiesnowd126 February 12, 2022
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