aaron o'bryan

Some idiot who likes to please himself while everyone is looking. He is usually a loner and talks to himself in various accents. An Aaron hates people by the name of Grant, Spencer, Zeke, Zach, and pretty much everyone who is quite normal. Beware of this dumb as crap stalker who has no shame and likes to do these corny magic tricks that by the middle of the trick you either want to walk away or beat the living shit out of his non-existent nut sack. If you want to find this loser, you can find him either inside his mother and father, or at Lighthouse Church, CA, 91320.

Oh... Aaron O'Bryan........ can you like... kill me for heaven FUCK sake?

by Magic Conch Shell October 5, 2016

kenneth kayb bryant

Leader of every dream

The missing key to great things

#leader

#creative

#intelligent

#betterfindhim

#hewhatyouneed

The other day I saw Kenneth KayB Bryant my day became a blessing. ..

by Mic Foley December 21, 2016

Tiff blowing Bryan off

Whenever Bryan tries to invite a girl named Tiffani out and she either denies, says maybe but does not follow threw or just ignores him

Bryan asked Tiffani to video chat. She lead him to believe they would buy denied it it by Tiff blowing Bryan off by ignoring several of his calls.

by Dok5150 June 11, 2018

Pulling a Bryan

When you are feeling like a sad pathetic loser, so you text your ex begging her to take you back.

P1:Did you hear about Ted?
P2:Nah, what happened?
P1:He tried pulling a Bryan on Doug's girl!

P2:How did it end up?

P1:They read the messages together and laughed about how pathetic he was!

by Nutsackmuscle February 19, 2019

Hunter Logan Bryant

Is usually a hoe but is very sweet. Will go out of his way to make sure you’re okay and is a very lovey dovey person. He will always be there for you when you need him, will love you unconditionally, and has a sweet ass.

Girl: “Hunter Logan Bryant is the best person ever and is the Simba to my Nala, with that sweet ass.”
Girl 2: “really?”
Girl: “(winks) his ass is the best in the world and very smackable”.

by csam287 May 26, 2019

Sloppy jalopy Bryant

When you cum in someone’s mouth then shake their head to froth it up , then they spit it in your ass , you then proceed to squish the goop in your ass , this is when a friend comes in the room to lick the remaining splooge out of your asshole.

Hey bro my friend and I did a sloppy jalopy Bryant with some random chick we picked up in the club last weekend

by Sizzledhousecat May 30, 2021

do it bryan

"Fuck you Biden"

"I can't believe I have to pay taxes.." "Do it Bryan!"

by mspizza November 4, 2021