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Arm boner

What you get when you someone slightly touches your arm. Your arm then proceeds to tense up and flings straight up in the air.
Alaura slightly touched my arm, and I got an arm boner! I broke his nose!
by Mmmmmpoopymichelle May 21, 2011
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Hughgeffen Boner

A way to make someone say Huge effin boner without realizing it till its too late.
"Telegram! Telegram for Hughgeffen Boner!"

"haha dude just said huge boner"
by Rob aka The Juice October 28, 2008
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coner boner

The act of having a massive erection for Conan O'Brien.
My coner boner was so huge last night when Conan stripped nude and started eating jelly beans!
by ConeyIsland69 February 28, 2013
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Stock Boner

Intense excitement over a mediocre daily gain in the stock market.
"Pritchard had a huge stock boner when his pharm company gained .02% last Friday."
by LaliasIA February 11, 2014
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The boner game

Game; A race to see who can get hard the fastest without aid from pictures or touch.
by yaldi July 11, 2014
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personality boner

Someone's personality makes them super attractive.
I got a personality boner for her.
by Chowmein October 31, 2013
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moany boner

When you have a boner, but it's so strong that you moan.
Why are you so load?
It's because im so hard and have a moany boner
by Shinny momma February 6, 2015
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