banana slam

The art of throwing bananas at people in order to steal their food and/or money. Usually a last case scenario when trying sell bananas and/or exchange a banana for other food product. If you have had a banana thrown at you while your food was being taken, then you were banana slammed. A technique most often used when trying to trade a banana for a burrito.

Banana Slammer: "How much for a beef burrito?"
Vendor: "$4.00"
Banana Slammer: "All I have is this banana, wanna trade?"
Vendor: "No, sorry, cash only"
Banana Slammer: "Are you kidding me? This is a perfectly good banana!"
Vendor: "Four dollars please"
Banana Slammer: (Throws banana at vendor's head and jacks his box of burritos) "Take that, dildo mouth"
Vendor: "ouch, I was just banana slammed!"

by JCquack May 3, 2008

Banana Jew

One who, in the classic games of Donkey Kong, insists on pursuing every banana in a given level.

Come on dipshit, just beat the level and stop being a goddamn banana jew!

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by Scothle December 31, 2009

Hannah the Banana

The girl who sings I am a banana at random parts of the day. She's involved in swimming and swan club. Is also known as a buttmuncher. Her friends Hillary & Marissa are pretty much awesome!

Marissa:"You're such a Hannah the Banana!"

by babyface1486 May 9, 2011

banana buttcrunch

Inserting a banana long-ways between your ass cheeks and squeezing as tightly as possible. The only successful banana buttcrunch is one that caused the inner banana to launch out the side of the peel.

OH shit son, how are you so good at doing a banana buttcrunch!?

by TTTHeeeh Juggernaut June 3, 2006

banana getters

1. Referring to the hands of an African American.

"Hey get your damn banana getters off of me!"

by satisfied February 6, 2005

Banana Hands

When you have oversized knuckles and your fingers look like bananas. A locally known hero in the town of Montclair, NJ posesses this strange phenomenon. Even females from other towns know about this rare physical attribute.

Viva La BANANA HANDS !!

by Coco the Monkey December 30, 2004

banana clock

A long time member of The Clock Crew, author of such flash works as the Clock Tales series on Newgrounds. Left the Clock Crew for the parody group The Lock Legion after being stripped of his moderator priveleges on the Clock Crew's website, now goes by the alias Banana Lock

Banana Clock, while shaping the clock crew as it is today, has tarnished his name by endorsing a ripoff group.

by Peter Deer September 22, 2006