Blumpkin Friday

The act of meeting up with your homies on a Friday and giving each other a blumpkin

Hey dude it’s blumpkin Friday , you should come over. Me Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a great time with you.

by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025

Blumpkin Friday

When you meet up with your homies on a Friday night to give each other blumpkins and rimjobs.

Hey bro, you should come to our house this friday. Me, Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a blumpkin Friday.

by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025

Blumpaline

Taking a shit on a trampoline and simultaneously receiving oral sex.

Spencer had deep teeth marks on his penis from engaging in a blumpaline.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Blumpaline

Taking a shit on a trampoline and simultaneously receiving oral sex.

Spencer had deep teeth marks on his penis from engaging in a blumpaline.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Blump-Slump

When a person is saddened by their lack of oral sex while taking a shit.

Jack scheduled an appointment with his therapist to talk about his feelings surrounding the major blump-slump he was in.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Blumpoff

A competition held between 2 or more couples to see who gives and receives the best blumpkin. Points are won for large shits and more intense ejaculations.

Good luck at tonight's Blumpoff, I hear Jessica is a seasoned pro.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Blumpkin

Blowjob while on toilet.

I wanna good blumpkin rn.

by c7906 March 5, 2025