bloosharted

A state of flatulence in which the individual (or animal) exudes the combination of blood, fecal matter and gas.

Mary: Excuse me I need to change my dungarees.

Elphaba: Heavens! What is that ghastly odor?

Mary: Too many choco-tacos for one hot dame. *whispers* I bloosharted.

by bungalocarl May 6, 2014

bloody tuesday cocktail

a cocktail made with the following:
vodka
hot sauce (preferably tapatio)
lime juice
club soda
agave syrup
and ice

BLOODY TUESDAY COCKTAIL
drink, cocktail, elixir

by yojai May 21, 2014

Bloody Seal

When a man cuts the throat of another person just enough to have enough room for a penis to fit in. you then have sex with this wound while the person receiving makes seal noises.

Prisoner 1: "how did you get here in prison?"
Prisoner 2 " i gave my brother a bloody seal!"

by fetishlover June 6, 2014

Bloody oyster

Period ridden vagina. A female private part that is soaked in menstration blood.

I went to perform oral on her and she had a bloody oyster.

by usmccouret July 21, 2014

blood butt

When you fuck someone so hard up the ass their ass hole is bloody.

"I heard Sherry got some blood butt yesterday!'

by n-bomb January 17, 2015

bloody rainbow

When you give a girl face when she is on her period

"Baby come here and give me a Bloody Rainbow"

by JustForAnastasia February 16, 2015

Bloody Turkey

A turkey slap in which the perpetrator's penis is covered in a substantial amount of blood, leaving a penis shaped blood mark on the victim.

Tom fucked me when I was on my rags, then gave me a Bloody Turkey.
Ron's neck tattoo bleed and it looks like someone gave him a Bloody Turkey.

by Colchias March 9, 2015