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chip off the old block

This parable has been dated since back in the 1700's as has been documented to have been used as "as a chip off the old block." It is a statement that is frequently used to express that person being said about resembles their biological parents in some way.
-Jenny sure does talk a lot - a real chip off the old block.
-Looking at T Swift's mom - not a real chip off the old block.
-Timmy looks like his mother had a secret affair with someone else besides his father - not a chip off the old block.
by hotshotonspot January 12, 2015
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minge block

a condition a stripper becomes subject to whilst performing a private dance.minge block makes the stripper forget her routine and stare into space,causing confusion and a floppy for the customer.unnsuccessful and imbarressing improvised dance is also an effect commonly seen due to minge block.
if you think you may be witnessing minge block you may notice the following: confusion. awkward silence. the thought that you just payed a tenner 4 this. improvised dances may include the lyndi hop, the charlston and the macerana.
by mitcheg January 12, 2006
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two-block hot

When a woman looks attractive from a distance, but considerably less attractive up close.
"That bitch is totally two-block hot. She looked good from down the street, but up close... meth mouth, dude!"
by twenty3skidoo March 16, 2008
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d block

Man stop being such a 'd block' when my girlfriend's with me
by dickblocker69 June 18, 2009
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VJJ Block

The same as a cock-block, but a VJJ Block is the female version.
I would come with you, Charlie, but were are good friends and single women might think I'm trying to VJJ Block them.
by Jonny Gumballs August 15, 2009
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cunt-block

Some would say this is WORSE than the infamous cock-block. This is when you're about to hook up with some broad, and her friends pull her away because they "want to go dance" or, "want to go to another bar".
"Dude, I was probably going to take that chick home and slam her if it wasn't for her stupid-ass friends cunt-blocking me!"
by The Stain September 5, 2008
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shit block

when you take the nastiest shit when your boy and his girl are making out in the other room... this shit literally interrupts sexy time.
Tom is making out with Sharlene so i guess its time to make anal explosion (shit block) to disrupt sexy time.
by crazy brown man December 24, 2008
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