Jersey Beater

When you wear a basketball jersey with nothing underneath so it looks life a wife beater

Matt: What the heck, Mike you were supposed to wear a wife beater to the party
Mike: I didn't have one so I wore a jersey beater

by Macmiller15 November 23, 2011

Not better than JJK

Not on the same caliber as JJK

Wow this show is not better than jjk

by Peak Kaisen September 5, 2021

justin beiner

The best singer in the whole intire universe

Justin: I am the best person in the world
Beiner: Cap
Beiner: I am Justin beiner and I am the most popular person in the world

by jellybean stan April 26, 2022

peter the beater

A nice sexy hot man, normally gay, nice in every way even dick size, He's a Peter that's a Beater, what else you need

Peter the Beater sucked me last nite

by Peter the not Beater January 19, 2017

that's better

What someone says to themselves after they've sexually satisfied themselves.

Wife: (whispers to herself) "that's better."
Husband: (Wakes up and looks at wife) "What'd you say? Are you talking in your sleep?"
Wife: (acting as if waking up) "Oh. I guess I was."

by von groovy June 29, 2017

Soccer is better than hockey

Soccer...the sport that everyone says "look at how fake there injuries are!". I'd love to see you get hit in the face with a cleat or knead in the throat or slide tackled or get the ball kicked in the face...you might say " oh that doesn't hurt" but in reality it hurts A LOT! hockey you have all this protective gear on and in soccer you only have shinpads! Fun fact...there have been more deaths in soccer than in hockey! I understand that in hockey there is a puck that is travelling 120 k/ph but in soccer if you actually know how it feels to be hit in the face with a cleat and broke your jaw or get ur eye punctured out bye a cleat bump...youve experienced true pain! In my opinion soccer is better than hockey!

Soccer player: have you ever experienced getting your jaw broke bye a cleat, or getting your eye punctured out?
Hockey player: well shit...
Soccer player: damn right soccer is better than hockey!

by Ilovesoccer2018 June 17, 2018

justin beiber

A girl that everyone thinks is either amazing or awful

Person 1: justin beiber is the worst person ever.
Person 2: come on guys don't make fun of her she has feelings to you know.

by awkwardmonkey69 July 27, 2010