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Spill the Beans in my pants suit

"Oh my god you guysh, that shcary movie jusht made me Spill the Beans in my pants suit"
by Dana J April 21, 2006
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Beasa

The epitome of perverted awesomeness. An incredible collection of twisted drawings, hilarious stories, suggestive looks, and dirty thoughts all rolled up into one short black female with spiky hair. Is also referred to as Kiba.
I just had a Beasa moment while you were eating that pretzel rod.
by splicegrl September 26, 2008
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beans on post

The interuption of a fry-up by the postman, so you have only time to cook the beans before you read the post. This results in the beans being served atop the post.
"honey, im running late for work...here's the post though"

"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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Huggy bears

Definition 1: A bunch o' pimps. Plural of huggy bear

Definition 2: The "sensitive" inconsiderate ****s who feel the need to make an impenetrable human blockade by grouping together in the school hallways each and every time they see each other. I don't know if they are oblivious of their surroundings (obviously not if they can glomp their friends from a mile away) or if they just don't care. My theory for the grouping of said people is the motion of hugging gives the whole group widespread orgasms. These groups are often formed by teenyboppers in between each passing period and disperse in a frenzied stampede in every direction 5 seconds before the tardy bell rings. The term for a group of huggy bears is a HERD.
I be goin' out with my huggy bears t'night t' pick me up some fine booty.

Me: Dude. Did you see that herd of Huggy bears out in the hallway?
Friend: Yeah. I hate them. If I get another tardy because of them, I'm going on a rampage.
Me: Same here. Although I feel sorry for the people who can't push through the herd and get to class in time.
Friend: Ouch. They barely escape with their lives in those last 5 seconds.
by SchoolOfSlang January 18, 2009
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Gront Beans

Gront beans are an infliction women can often get in their genitals. Although not life threatening they do produce a strong odour, can stain, and be difficult to fully remove from carpets.
Meg was looking forward to Saturday where she would set some time by to sit in her favourite chair and flick out some Gront Beans.
by Touch The Clown August 15, 2009
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squatching frog beads

A anal bead that jumps around inside peoples asshole when put in this is the newest way to masterbate better then vibrators dildos and other fucked up shit!
Oh oh ohohohohohohohoohoohohohooh thise squatching frog beads feel so good!
by thecunteater June 28, 2010
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bag of beans

Scrotum, smooth criminals, tomatoes, nadbag, jizzbags, raisin bag, happy sack, hairy saddlebags, bag of fruit, John Waynes hairy saddlebags, sack onuts; daddy-bag; marsupium; bag of tricks; jelly-bag.
I enjoyed Pamela playing with my bag of beans and giving me a head.
by AmЕn July 20, 2016
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