long beach

Long Beach is a pretty cool place on Long Island, NY. It's not a wannabe Cali city.. its a unique place in itself. The kids are preppy jews, gangstas (spanish and black.. and even some wiggers) and then theres the christians who are the coolest in the bunch. Long Beach ppl surf and drink under the boardwalk and a lot of them smoke a healthy dose of marijuana. However, the fun ends with summer.. bc the climate is NY. Winter in Long Beach basically, blows.

snoop dogg does not represent Long Beach.. its more like, Jack Johnson

by whaaaaaat September 30, 2005

Beached whale

When a large fat woman goes so long without sex that she'd physically dried up.
Like a beached whale!

"Dude, your moms a total beached whale"
"She gets more than you know.."
"From who?!?!"
"You don't want to know.."

by GAVIN ELMO January 13, 2009

Beachin'

To be so high that you lay back and moan like a beached whale.

Man, we shouldn't brought Roman to smoke this blunt, he's totally beachin' right now.

by Kanak92 October 15, 2010

Beached

When You Are Really Stoned, Past Being
Baked

guy1 "man i just had sooooo many cones..im so beached right now"
guy2 "dude me too, pass the chips"

by ParasiticVampyric March 3, 2009

beach monkey

an individual who works on the beach as a lifeguard or other public service jobs.

I was hungover after last night so I had my beach monkey set up my chairs and umbrellas for me today.

by babalang October 15, 2018

Beached whale

a young man, who is short, fat, ugly, had black curly hair, resembles a whale but is human, tends to lay on the beach as if he is washed up on shore and responds to the name ZG.

wow, did you see beached whale today?
No. but his mom june was looking pretty fine.

by ad991223 November 17, 2009

Venice beach franco

When you steal hambugers from an old lady and eat them behind a dumpster

I had no money to eat last night,so I pulled a venice beach franco.

by passat1981 January 18, 2009