baked alaska

1. A mound of flavorful iced cream nestled on sponge cake, surrounded by meringue, and baked at 500 degrees farenheit.

Jew hearts making baked alaska.

by baked alaska March 22, 2005

baked alaska

A sexual act that involves defecating on the partner's chest, ejaculating on top of it, and flatulating over an open source of flame to enlight the mound of excrement ablaze.

That big meal of fettucini just made me want to take her home and make a nice warm baked alaska all over her.

by Randy Flanagan September 20, 2005

baked potato

The feeling of euphoria that one feels immediately after the consumption of marijuana; getting baked/stoned;

"Dude, i just hit the tits out of that bong and now im super baked potato."

"Dude, you look totally baked potato right now!"

- "Dude... how baked potato are you right now?"

-"Yeah man, im totally tater tots!"

by Keny Majowski & Calbe Dackwall January 12, 2012

Bakersfield

The only place, besides D.C. where you could lose the entire worlds nuclear arsenal and not have it burn through the crap. There's a reason they say: "There are two things to do in Bakersfield, meth or drive away."

Normal Person 1: So we've been in Bakersfield an hour, we've done everything there is to do, and we have to options left ..... so......wana do meth?

Normal Person 2: No...

Normal Person 1: Ok, let's drive away

by j4657 October 13, 2014

Half-Baked Potato

When you're sportin' a blunt and having sex at the same time, delicately place an uncooked potato up the poop shoot of the broad being ravishly fucked. Upon reaching sexual climax, engage in in a swift punch to the gooch, which will in turn force the potato out of the anus in order to be placed into the oven for 30 minutes or until golden brown.

I was hungry and in the mood for a fucking so i grabbed this dumb cunt and gave her a half-baked potato.

by Bidd Boys January 25, 2009

Bakersfield Condors

Located in Bakersfield, California, they are part of the ECHL. They are affiliated with the Iowa Chops of the AHL, and the Anaheim Ducks of the NHL.

GO BAKERSFIELD CONDORS!!!!

by Bakersfield Condors Fan January 29, 2009

baker's blowjob

When a female makes a male a cake and then the male

gets a blowjob from said woman while he eats the cake.

Jimmy still had icing on his mouth after he got a baker's blowjob from Suzelle.

by Reed, T. Laxgod128 December 20, 2009