Shake and Bake

Thrusting in and out vigorously causing much pleasure and continuously queefing in the process.

A dog was doing the shake and bake with a biscut on a rusty bench, more happened after…

by Jackman556 November 14, 2022

ULTRA-BAKED

When you get so high that you forgot that you got that high, so you get even more high, and don't realize how high you have been. Connecting two brain cells becomes an impossible task that only jesus himself could achieve while being ultra-baked.

Yo chad, why did you get ultra-baked?

Chad replies, 'bro shut the fuck up and pass me the bong...'

by DJ CHAD March 4, 2021

Baked Beaned

Just really high

Dude im totally baked beaned right now

by nevans100 March 10, 2023

baked into a pie

A phrase used to describe being high on marijuana, used especially when the speaker is extremely high.

I was hanging out with a few friends the other day, and we got pretty baked into a pie and watched some Bob Ross.

by snipsnopsleepslop July 17, 2017

shaked and baked

Being very, very stoned.

Person 1: DOUBLE RAINBOW!
Person 2: Wow, you're so shaked and baked.

by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 24, 2011

Twice Baked

When someone’s chat is twice baked and you have the same repetitive boring COVID convos, from sourdough to banana bread.

I just had to get out of that chat, it was so twice baked and I’m utterly sick of talking about the pandemic.

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

Quake & Bake

A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.

Yeah bro, I totally quake & bake that Quaker bitch last night.

by poopynutnacho September 8, 2022