Donni and Austin cigarette

A joint; a blunt; a marijuana cigarette

Let's go smoke some Donni and Austin cigarettes.

by El dorito December 8, 2009

Pulling an Austin

Verb - A phrase used to describe a person or action of such density and/or idiocy that it must be shared with others, commonly through social media. Also see "retard", "fuckwit" and "facepalm".

''I'm pulling an Austin; Jimmy just tried to call himself using his own phone and the people of the internet must be told. ''

by Lasisalunatic May 14, 2013

Pulled an Austin!

The process of Jizzing in your pants when having interactions with members of the opposite sex.

"Dude, I hugged Lupe and I totally pulled an Austin!".

by bluuecheese123 April 1, 2010

Dirty Austin

The act of walking in on two people having sex and then trying to insert your penis into the hole that is currently vacant. All while making gargling/growling sounds.

Bro, i totally gave Patrick and Katie a Dirty Austin on Friday.

Katie: Patrick and I were in bed on friday and got totally dirty austined by the english crew.

by The English Crew April 18, 2011

Dry Austin

A dry, skin-on-skin hand job with no included lubricant.

“Dude, I really simped for 6 months just to get a Dry Austin”

by Plzmakethisathing November 12, 2020

keep austin weird

A phrase used by Austinites, (especially of the college-aged demographic) that reminds us not to allow huge companies to take over the unique town of Austin, Texas.

"When I heard that Pato's Taco's was torn down for a Taco Bell, I screamed "keep austin weird!"

by ian the d March 25, 2004

Tossing the Austin

Another name for masturbation.

I was tossing the Austin last night... It was fantastic.

by shabakalabadingdong July 31, 2012