Blooming Asshole

A special kind of person who is very comfortable, confident, and entitled in his or her assholeness.

Look at that blooming asshole cutting in front of the fire truck and smiling about it.

by Sai Ez September 12, 2019

Hardened asshole

A person who due to his bad habits of procrastinating ends up in tough situation but finally make it any how thorough the Conditions Leaving everyone amazed just like a Dark horse

He won't study until the exam is near but he's habituated to that he's a battle hardened asshole.

by EternallyEnlightened September 10, 2019

Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.

“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”

by -Cantrip- June 11, 2018

asshole whisperer

Someone whom has a gift and understanding in communication with assholes

Everywhere we go he always ends up talking to assholes being defined the asshole whisperer

by asshole whispered December 24, 2017

narcastic asshole

Being all about yourself, while at the same time being an asshole.

“ God Johnny, your such an asshole! Why does everything have to be about you?!?you narcastic asshole!”

by Zig zags April 23, 2018

Asshole Goblin

Another word for Hemorrhoid.

This Damn Asshole Goblin is trying to Dap up the turds as they comin out.

by WraithBlade993 April 8, 2020

Asshole 9

Asshole 9, when someone has done something that is described as a Jew out 9, they are an asshole 9, 9/10 on the asshole scale!

Matt: ‘Ash completely jewed me out today, he dropped me right in it.’

Liam: ‘that’s such a Jew out 9.’

Matt: ‘I know he’s an asshole 9.’

by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020