Jew-rettes

someone who overly speaks of money
Allen:God, ever since Dylan got his 100$ he's been rubbing it in my face!
Andrew: I know, total case of Jew-rettes
by Freakingjewsman December 22, 2008
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Jew Hunters

A group of people that seek out members of the Jewish Community (predominantly Hasidics)in order to take pictures of them. Their love, admiration and fascination of their customs and acessories such as yamikas, curls, holidays and theirbirds' nests create an obsession. Most of these people are not actually jewish but become so obsessedwith them that they begin celebrating their holidays and usually end up practicing their religion. Sometimes women are called jew chasersbecause they are out their looking for a husband. Often in highly populated Hasidic communities such as New Square, kj and monsey these people go on their hunting expeditions. #looking4husband
The Jew Hunters were spotted Saturday night in Wal-Mart, where they took photographs of Hasidics because they were looking for a husband.
by Odin villanowitz December 30, 2014
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jew ton

A large quantity of something, like that a jew might have. Typically refers to valuable.

Also: jew tonne, metric jew ton
Syn: jew load

Etymology: first used to refer to quantities of jew gold, which is itself a reference to South Park.
"Achmed, how much equipment did you end up ordering yesterday from Newegg?"
"Oh, like a fucking jew ton."
by Teh Achmed February 05, 2008
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Jew Blast

A Jewish-themed gathering that is had by Jews.
I heard that there will be strippers at the Bar Mitvzah tonight.
Yeah dude, it's going to be a jew blast.
by ausjam June 25, 2010
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jew game

having NO game
foo, you got some jew game.. and in urban dictionary, thats NO fuckin game
by jewgamedescription April 01, 2009
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jew picnic

a particularly loud gathering of people, or an unusually loud group.
Man it was so loud in that bAr it sounded like a jew picnic in there...
by deeeeee December 03, 2007
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jew pretzel

bad jew....jew capable of being twisted into a pretzel...more commonely used as a general putdown by random people...fo shizzle
you jew pretzel...you make me wanna rape a midget
by Shiblet February 07, 2008
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