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Duck and Cover

An excessively risky sexual maneuver performed between a man and women or, alternatively, a man and man whilst operating a motor vehicle. In a role reversal of the classic 'road head' the vehicles operator 'ducks' into the passengers lap to perform felatio whilst the passenger 'covers' (ie; takes control of the steering mechanism) until climax and/or satisfaction has been reached.
John's taste for adventure and living life on the edge was, in the end, his ultimate undoing as he was receiving a 'duck and cover' when his vehicle drifted into oncoming traffic.
by joeleonotron July 24, 2012
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Ducks up

Ducks up in the historical opposite to Ducks down.
Ducks up is like a game, where you flip a pencil with two ducks on either sides and whichever one wins is ducks up or ducks down. Ducks up comes from the English word duck. Pronounced as "duck".
A: Hey dude ducks up or ducks down?
B: Im'a go for ducks up!
A: Sorry dude its ducks down.
by Big Gay. Mega Gay. September 16, 2019
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Duck Walker

Someone who had rough sex and is hurting the next day.
Squatting. Sitting.

The duck walker had a hard time walking in the school's hallway today.

The duck walker also looks like a slut.
by Duckwalkersbestfriend July 13, 2009
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Duck slut

*girl says really in a high pitched voice*
Italians: god you’re such a duck slut
by cdawg222222222 March 4, 2019
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The ducks are running

It's a better way to say triggered. And it is more like it's a triggering situation than you being triggered.
1You pour a bowl of cereal you're out of milk so you go to the store and you get a flat tire and thats when you say the ducks are running.

Person 1: hey dude I really like that girl.
Person 2: oh dude she's coming over here you should ask her out

*Girl asks out person 2*
Person 1 and 2 look at each other and say the ducks are running.
by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019
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Duck Fizz

the band that sound identical to some Arctic Monkeys songs
*while listening to discover weekly*
oh why are Arctic Monkeys here... wait, what the fuck is Duck Fizz
by SmileyWeb December 22, 2020
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Duck taupe

pronounced "duck tape." Contrary to the common belief that duct tape is the "Fabric of the Universe", duck taupe can be and when it is discovered will be applied to everything. Especially fixing broken chairs.
Dude 1:Duuuude, i used duck taupe instead of a condom!
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.

Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.

Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.
by Dubh Glas November 21, 2010
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