Phone Bar

The act of making phone calls to random people in your cell phone when you are at the bar, driving home from the bar, or when you get home from the bar. These phone calls are made while heavily intoxicated. More times than not, these calls are not remembered until you check your call log the next morning or when you are reminded by a friend or by the person you called.

Phone Bar can also apply to text messaging under the influence of alcohol.
Dude, you were wasted last night. You must have phone bar-ed every girl in your cell.
by JayZaldo November 02, 2008
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smartie bar

the sweet nothing that one may whisper over textual message, while stronly under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
"oh you so silly, hit me with another cross street smartie bar."
by Kinsey-Loo October 27, 2008
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Crunch Bar

A girl that looks like the back of a crunch bar when she cakes makeup over her acne.
girl 1: this bitch be lookin like a crunch bar

girl 2: ew I know right

acne
by Babycakes066 October 15, 2015
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Dun Bar

to literally not bother in any scenario
by billythepipes March 24, 2014
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Foley Bar

a bar where old, creepy, possibly Senatoial gay men hang out.
Young gay 1: This bar is dead. Want to head to _______?
Young gay 2: Ewww, no. It's a total Foley bar... but we'll probably get free drinks, so why not.
by verticalQ January 20, 2008
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Bar Stool

When your cock is so enormous that a chick can only fit the head inside of her as she tries to ride you, and you can then have some fun by spinning her around on it like a barstool.
This bitch was so too tight to fuck properly, so I decided to give her a spin on the ol' Bar Stool.
by Michael Gargiulo May 11, 2005
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nutty bar

The sexual act occurring on a beach or other sandy venue in which the male pulls out of the twat, dips his wang in the sand, and shoves it back in. Also known as a nut roll.
I really hated it when my boyfriend gave me a nutty bar; I couldn't have sex for a week afterward!
by Clair May 11, 2005
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