BASEketball

(Proper Noun) A movie directed by David Zucker, starring Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and Dian Bachar. The game itself is a combination of baseball and basketball. (Basketball played under Baseball rules.)

Dude, wanna go out and play some BASEketball?
Dude, let's watch BASEketball tonight!

by Broc March 7, 2004

Daylight Basement

If the area below the vagina and above the knees does not touch, then a girl is said to have a daylight basement.

Damn, nice daylight basement.

by arsescorch April 19, 2009

Bases

baseball as a sexual metaphor

Going up to bat: Attempting
Bullpen: Foreplay
1st base: French kissing
2nd base: Above the waist
3rd base: Below the waist
Home Run: Sex
Grand Slam: Four times in twelve hours
Foul Ball: Ass sex
Strike out: Not getting it up
Line Drive: One night stand
10 Run Rule: Finishing on your own
Pop fly: Stealing virginity
Bunt: Pre-mature ejaculation
Gapper: Easy lay
Bases loaded: Threesome
Third base coach: The person who's filmming
Stealing bases: Rape (rape is bad)
Double/Triple play: Multiple Orgasms
Cup: condom
Steroids: Birth control
Error: No Orgasm
Broken Bat: Broken dick
Extra Innings: Four times in a row
Bench Warmer: Peeping Tom
Bat boy: Fluffer
Field: Heartshaped bed
Dugout: Back seat of a car

Bases: Self-Explainitory

by BBS May 24, 2006

baselining

To drive crazy or to drive on the illegal sides of streets.

Baselining jugging 'round the city.

by dezzi101 May 20, 2018

baseball chemistry

1. When everyone in the clubhouse is getting along (i.e. there is no Barry Bonds, Jeff Kent, and T.O. has not decided to play baseball). The power of friendship and positive thinking will overcome.

2. The only thing that is perhaps more overrated than Tim Burton.

Reggie Jackson -- the biggest clubhouse cancer of his generation -- won five rings in seven years. Who needs baseball chemistry when you have star power?

by ihateghosts April 8, 2009

Baset

Baset is a sexy afghan guys name.
His special trait is his big and mighty shlong.

Baset is a guy with a big dick.

by Zhongli November 12, 2020

Face Baser

An individual so addicted to Facebooking that he/she spends the majority of their day devoted to the act, or, seeking means by which they can Facebook. While nearly all Face Basers eventually become unemployable due to their addiction, some are able to hold a job and maintain typical, if highly annoying, lifestyles.

I was at my uncle's funeral and my Face Baser cousin is updating his profile during the service.

by briantroy December 7, 2009