samoni 

One of the gayest kids you will ever meet online!

Person A: You're really acting like a samoni right now.
Person B: Just because I want to suck your dick doesn't mean I'm a samoni.

samoni by heateroni July 31, 2021

sigmon 

one of the chipmonks from alvin and the chipmonks, the smartest of the chipmonks

-_- sigmon has no example

sigmon by alvinsigmontheadore September 8, 2009

Shmoney 

Sex and money

Gonna go get that shmoney

Shmoney by Gxist January 25, 2019

simong 

username used by simon glover, the biggest gimp in the world.

Also can be used as a word to say to someone when they have done something wrong...

e.g. Jeff your such a simong

simong by Simon Glover May 10, 2005

Simoncising 

the act of a male exercising in short shorts, a muscle shirt, and sweatbands while moving, listening or acting like Richard Simons. aka exercising like a tool.

guy 1: dude, josh is Simoncising at the gym

guy2: yeah I saw him, what a tool.

Simoncising by ThatGuy15003 November 22, 2013

Simonicus 

Greekesque parody of the name Simon.

Often given to a mildly douchbagish musical know it all.

This moniker tends to be self applied in spite of its overbearing negative connotations.

If a Simon chose to be know as Simonicus in all likelihood he is suffering from an over inflated ego and lacks certain essential social skills.

Tendency towards loud obnoxious music and glaring pseudo punk rock band apparel.

"Hi, I'm Simonicus."

*gee that guy's coming across as a bit of a tool*

Simonicus by Meiandus January 13, 2014

simons opinion 

something you don't care about, it is just shit.

Did you hear what trump said about china?
OMG that's such a simons opinion, Who even takes him seriously?

simons opinion by YoloMcSwagLord June 13, 2016