Fucking the dog

Doing nothing, shooting the shit.

Hey Kevin, what are you doing?
Kevin: Fucking the dog.

by Anonymous November 29, 2002

War Dog

A political and/or military person who's immorally eager to encourage a people or nation to go to war.

plural form

War Dogs

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are total War Dogs.

by MikeKal July 25, 2009

dog in a bath

the act of squeezing ones cock and balls into the recipients 'rusty bullethole'. it is as hard as trying to keep a dog in a bath.

"that bird last night was filthy as fuck, i gave her the dog in a bath.

by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

hen dog

Hennessy an alcoholic beverage, a nickname for it used in the hood.

yo leroy what we drinking tonight, "hen dog" yea dat yack

by bert2 August 14, 2005

Sauce dog

Someone who has mastered the art of being steamy and spicy. Usually a player of sorts

He gets all the girls attention. He is a natural born sauce dog.

by Masoqueso June 6, 2021

Candy Dog

A small brownish-red doberman who thinks she is human, is super sweet, and loves to snuggle, chase lizards and eat pup-a-roni's.

Person 1: Did you see that little brownish red dog chasing lizards over there?

Person 2: Yea, she's such a Candy dog!

by Starla69 October 12, 2012

dog dicked

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.

Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."

by mhansen October 18, 2017