Losing your Pink Ribbon

When a straight dude sleeps beside a gay guy and nothing happens besides sleep the whole night.

"Tell me about Losing your Pink Ribbon again."
"I lost my Pink Ribbon to Steve last night"
"The gay dude. No sex? You sure?"
"Yep, just sleep... maybe some spooning."

by specialbreh June 10, 2018

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Poke the Pineapple

When one uses their phallus to poke another person's butt cheeks, but ends up prodding their sphincter instead

Person 1: Did Barry "poke the pineapple"?
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes

by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018

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robbed at pinpoint

When you get cheated out of victory, specifically while bowling

Mimi got a strike, but the scoring machine counted it as a gutterball. She was robbed at pinpoint

by Mimi and Pi August 22, 2018

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Pew pew pinaplz

It is the best YouTuber known to man. They say if you subscribe to him, you get master skills and join the pinaplz gang which is the best gang

Pew pew pinaplz is the best

by Pew pew pinaplz October 20, 2018

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Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.

Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

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