Flaming Shit Missile

When you take a shit in a plane and it shoots out and due to friction, catches fire.

A flaming shit missile hit my back yard earlier!

by Kylin Kokus December 12, 2019

Shitty Shit Balls

When a person does a major blunder.

"Aww! Shitty shit balls!" (When trying to rember Stephanys name)

by thesumis182 October 21, 2012

Shit Pussy Posse

A prison gang. Originating in the federal prison system, it’s membership is comprised only of individuals who have known the pleasure of a mahn’s ahnus. It is said to have a 2-Man commission, much like the Aryan Brotherhood, and membership is for life. The phrase “Mud in, Mud Out” is used, indicating that the only way in and the only way out, is through that shit pussy.

Don’t use that shower, it belongs to the Shit Pussy Posse

by Gaysofthunder69 June 30, 2019

shit paper shield

noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.

Carl: I got to go drop a deuce!

Heather: don't forget to build your shit paper shield OCD boy.

by DaStalka June 3, 2010

bombs away shit

When you have to shit so bad you can not even get seated.
The trap doors open and its "bombs away" from a high elevated position.

Wasn't going to make to the bowl it was avbombs away shit from the start!

by Eclipse March 3, 2016

Diarrhea-Poop-Shit

One moist ass bathroom visit

Bruh that was a wild Diarrhea-Poop-Shit

by Pseudernym November 25, 2019

deep fried shit

When you take a shit and once it comes out your asshole burns.

Matt: I had these hot ass wings yesterday and when i took a shit afterwards my ass was on fire.
Joe: no way dude, thats a deep fried shit

by jdawg328 June 10, 2017