3 o'cock

When the penis is facing directly straight, like how 12 o'cock is facing up.

when I woke up, my dick was at 3 o'cock, so I adjusted it to 12 o'cock so nobody would see

by FlashlightMemelord June 21, 2020

Ginger waffle cock

Timmmeehhhhhh!!!

Timmmmeeehhh is a ginger waffle cock. Nuff said!

by Bladesbob June 21, 2020

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

Yee ol cock slam

When one person, grabs the cock of another and hoisters it to there side like a cowboy, then proceeds to jump up and SLAM them down to the ground cock still in hand

“Me and my girl did Some kinky shit last night, she gave me Yee Ol cock slam.”

by anonymous September 14, 2020

big ass cock

something that makes you super atractive for basically no reason.

jeff over there has a big ass cock like an dino dong jesus christ WTAF.

by cchnhjcbxsvsccsu September 22, 2020

strong-man long-cock

a female who also goes by the title strong-man long-cock, many claim she’s packin’ 12.1 inches

it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it

person 1 “hey who’s that person with the shlong?”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”

by Itdontmatterlmao October 29, 2020

Willy big cock

Willy big cock has a very big cock and likes to spread joy and positivity. Btw he’s a very thicc boy

Willy big cock is packin’

by Willy big boy November 2, 2020