knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.

Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!

by zombie vagina July 12, 2018

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018

Keck On my cock

Making a gagging noise when you have a big cock in ur mouth

i told you to keck on my cock bitch!!!

by Djruffglove September 14, 2018

Major.League.Cock.

Definition of when a circumstance doesn't match your expected outcome or a certain level of unfortunate events

Q: did you hear about so and so getting locked up?
A: naw man that's (sucks) Major.League.Cock.

Q: hey do you like The Mariners ?
A: naw they suck major league

by Dicksnatchiddy October 2, 2018

glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 9, 2018

that’s cock

Means cool or that’s the absolute shit

Yo that’s cock how did you do that

by Theshortone1304 December 6, 2018

Ice Cream Cock

The act of putting your cock inside of any frozen dessert and then your bitch giving your flavored cock some head.

Casey, "Yo Jordan, are you free this weekend?"
Jordan, "Yes I am. Why?"
Casey, "I'm finna do some ice cream cock if ya feel me."

by essemg April 29, 2019