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I got a new phone

She/He deleted your number - out of lack of attraction - so she/he has no idea who you are when you text her/him.
Who is this? I got a new phone and lost numbers.
by Georgiaboy1996 July 5, 2015
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i wet my self...!

when u get real scared, u laughed to hard, or chugged 1/2 bottles of water (totaly didnt happen to me)
here is real story
me: truth or dare?
friend: dare
me: wghars ur dare
friend: drink 1/ 2 bottles of water
20 minutes later
me: uh oh
friend: dude you have to be kiddng me
me: i wet my self...!
friend: laughs so hard*
by i eat air November 1, 2025
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i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.
“Jake guess what

“What do you want you autistic monkë

“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”

“Wow so inspirational.”
by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 1, 2023
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I never ever said that

A word you use when you can't help yourself but tell the person to stop talking because A. you never said anything
or B. It didn't matter
How was your day?
Davin: It was good, also someone did something bad
What was that? Someone did something bad?
Davin: UGH!! I never ever said that
by 3dworld52 March 3, 2023
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I have Shabnam

An substitute for I have insert illegal disease or drug here.
oh no, i have Shabnam
Let’s get you to the hospital
by thecharacterwannie April 13, 2023
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I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me
I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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I have kimchi

When a woman discretely wants to tell you she is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants
Boy: want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have kimchi
by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021
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