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The law of eventually

If you brute force something enough, it will eventually break / give way / work / you will understand .

It started out with me playing snooker / pool.

I don't really like pool, so I just smash the ball to see how many cushions I can make the ball bounce off before it eventually goes in. My record is 6 bounces.

Most of the time it doesn't work, but sometimes it does (and that's good enough for me).

Same applies with learning new stuff with work. I will read something, and I won't understand it, and I will just keep reading articles, or watching videos until it sinks in and I kinda understand it.

The laws of eventually... hit something (a ball, a topic, whatever) hard enough and it will eventually go in.
David sucks at snooker, rather than playing with finesse, he thinks if he hits the ball hard enough it will eventually go in.

David: (smacks the ball as hard as he can)
Opponent: Why don't you actually try and get the ball in by playing a proper shot?
David: I suck at snooker
(ball still bouncing around the table)
Oppontent: But you're not even trying
David: I'm using the law of eventually - if I hit it hard enough, eventually it will go in.
Opponent: You're an idiot
(ball eventually sinks in a random pocket after bouncing off 20 cushions)
David: HA!
by TAPIP_dy January 9, 2019
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New Months Eve

When you know it's almost the first of the month so you and your homies turn up.
Homie 1: Ay man, you gon turn up tonight brotha?

Homie 2: Shit man, you know it's New Months Eve. I'll be lit af.
by pseudosanctity January 11, 2019
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This is the littiest story every. It’s about Coachella
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why do everyone want diamond?

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"Why do everyone want diamond?" said Issac with a confused voice.
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Van Cleveland Event

She was beautiful. Honstly not bullshiting. Bitch was Van Cleveland Event?
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6 month eve

the act of participating in a foursome with your partner and two close friends the day before your 6 month anniversary
Pam: Hey Jim, how was your 6 month anniversary ?
Jim: It was great, but i enjoyed my 6 month eve much better, i can’t wait to have another foursome in 6 months you should join !
by daddybear456 February 8, 2019
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pulling an eva

Saying that you will meet up with someone just to cancel at the last minute. Being a big fat flake. An Eva can always get away with canceling plans.
Nico: you were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Jess sorry can’t come anymore XD
Nico: wow thanks for pulling an Eva on me
by waterdarling February 11, 2019
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