Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.

me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it

by Nina Simone November 21, 2021

Unless you're a woman

Since you love being correct so much... Here: *Saying something like that would get you punched... UNLESS YOU'RE A WOMAN, JORDAN. Get it? Being an anonymous troll is like being a woman. You say whatever you want. No accountability.

Hym "Unless you're a woman, Jordan. Or if I'm the strongest one in the room. Like if it's just me and a sickly old man I can STILL say whatever I want. Or if I have a gun... OR if I have an army or hammer clowns and they are somewhere you don't want them to be while we talk. There are a lot of ways to get around that conceptually. And as far as becoming a tyrant is concerned... John Wick Murdered hundreds of people over a dog. You think those people didn't have families? Friends? Dogs? Who's going to feed their dogs? He's still the hero."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

You're the cream to my crop

When someone says "you're the cream to my crop" it means without them you wouldnt havw grown into the person you are today. Hense when water (cream) is added to a plant (crop) it flourishes and becomes the beautiful flower that it was born to become. This is a compliment.

Jillian: Happy Birthday to my best friend, you're the cream to my crop and I love you.

Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.

by Sydney Aebly August 1, 2015

You're fired

First coined by Vincent Kennedy mcmahon on Raw in the 90's

Stone cold has crossed the line

Vince: you're fired

by Wallace2054 November 22, 2020

You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!

Voiceline said by scout when dominating a soldier in the hit fps game Team Fortress 2

"You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!"

by KingNestywesty December 22, 2023

you're just a body

When someone thinks they live rent free in your head, make you pissed, or annoyed. Even though they really aren't important, they're nothing but another body on this earth you don't care about.

Person 1: hey, bitch you suck at *current thing you're doing*, be better hahaha.

Person 2: *ignores*

Person 1: hahaha i know you hate me right now, im pissing you off.

Person 2: *turns head* you're just a body, i dont care about what you're saying.

by Chebster September 20, 2023

You're getting it

You have a shot at dating a girl or guy

Guy #1- I really like ally she's so hot and I keep catching her looking at me
Guy #2- Yeah I think you're getting it

by Thewisecracker November 22, 2014