clock and date

To find something that is completely expected and not unusual. A classical example of itself amidst all other things like it. Insinuates that something is the antithesis of original.
1) The movie was a clock and date action film.
2) Your attitude to gender is so nineties clock and date.
by tski July 29, 2003
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date sock

Sock you masturbate in which you masturbate into
by Brandon Wisely January 22, 2015
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National Date Day

On April 16th ,you have to find someone to date either it’s your bestfriend, friend, or anyone ! Try to last a couple and see how y’all last..
It’s national date day! “Shawn! Do you wanna date?” “sure!”
by zendaya210 April 13, 2019
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Date Rape Face

One who posseses the face of a date rapist.
" I can't believe their getting married, he has date rape face" - Harold and Kumar
by Alex Hakafaf July 13, 2008
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Eteri expiration date

The age (seventeen) at which figure skaters coached by Eteri Tutberidze become injured and unable to keep up with the younger skaters. She has never successfully coached a student past seventeen because the techniques she teaches them rely on low weight and a prepubescent body.
Person one: "I really hope Sasha Trusova does well this season"

Person two: "Don't be silly, she's past the Eteri expiration date, one of the fifteen year olds will win"
by rain_in_spain October 31, 2022
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Baked Date Loaf

A drunk or stoned date who is to lazy to do any work when it comes to sex.
My boyfriend was a Baked Date Loaf last night.
by Rick from Canada March 31, 2009
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Prom Date Lies

When your prom date decides she cant go with you to prom and you make outrageous untrue lies about that person.
Kevin: Mick, Adam, what happened to your prom dates?

Mick: My date died in a murder rape suicide.

Adam: My date is pregnant. I just cant take a pregnant chick to prom.

Kevin: Those sound like Prom Date Lies.
by The Juice 47 May 14, 2009
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