Wifey

What a girl calls her best friend soulmate. Its like your girlfriend, but shes wayyy more.

Guy: She s your best friend?
Girl: Nah man, shes my wifey

by TTBlu November 18, 2019

Wifey

Someone who will love you more then anyone because she will really make you feel special!! So if you have a “wifey” you better keep her And make her feel very special

Wifey= BEST FRIEND

Me: did you see my wifey
Someone: your best friend?

by Summ11 December 8, 2019

Wipe Abstinence

The extremely difficult challenge of abstaining from wiping your ass after defecating. The lack thereof creates a hard exterior shell after 3 months, which signifies the elite alphas from the beta sheep. After one year of keeping a pure ass free from toilet paper, your mind will be unlocked to many abilities some consider unnatural.

Dude 1: Bro how is the Wipe Abstinence?

Dude 2: Man I started to levitate for up to 2 seconds at a time and I only stopped wiping 3 weeks ago!

Dude 1: That's amazing dude, I just got promoted to the head of the company I work at and I'm only 3 days in.

by PoopSockAdvocate December 28, 2019

Wiley

A bad ass who is the best friend in the world. Can steal any manz if she wants. She is the best.

Wiley is the best.

by u_a_scary_clown January 16, 2020

wiped out

when you blow into the bong and water gushed out the bowl piece and shoots onto your face

“holy shit , i was taking bong rips and wiped out “
“ bro , i just wiped out “

by mym3m0rygr4v3y4rd April 11, 2020

Wifey

Sadhbh Lynch

Who do you want to wife?
Sadhbh Lynch, she is wifey man.

by George McCarthy April 12, 2020

wifeypreneur

Wife entrepreneur

I'm a stay at home wifeypreneur who can take care of my family and run my business.

by necival February 27, 2020