Dank Wank

To preform a Dank Wank is to hide in a cave and release carefully timed wads of man matter on unsuspecting pot holers or spelunkers.

It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.

This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.

I was there for nine days but it was all worth it in the end.. Text book Dank Wank right in the face.. didnt even see it coming!!

by ClitNinja March 3, 2011

wank tank

Somebody who masturbates excessively. A cum production unit.

"All that wank tank ever does is sit around making wang tang"

by Handsome B September 7, 2008

Eye wank

Answer to the question "If this is an ear wank, and this is a mouth wank, then whats this?" asked to scared first years by bored 5th years in secondary schools throughout the country.
When the first years reach "that age" they realise that they do indeed wank.

"Eye wank?"
"Ahhhahahahahahaaaaaaaa, YOU WANK!!!!!!"

by Vincentenial November 26, 2004

Inny wank

Whike wanking, press and hold in the perineum when about to ejaculate.This results in no mess as cum is reverted into the bladder. Posher than a posh wank

Johnny:Got any kleenex?
Bill:Sorry mate
Johnny:condoms?
Bill:No
Johnny: No worries mate, I ll have an Inny wank

by Bobisdabest May 24, 2005

snuff wank

The act of masturbating in such a way that death ensues shortly after ejaculation

My mate is going to have a snuff wank free-falling without a parachute

by Offa November 24, 2007

siki wank

someone who spends all their sad life on sikipedia writing copies of jokes that arent even funny that you would not tell ur nan

" Hey man how many ..... does it take to change a light bulb ? "

oh stop siki wanking

by Willjo August 9, 2008

Paraletic Wanking

Wanking whilst paralertic.

Martini: So, what did you do after you got in last night?

Palmer: Wel, I was paraletic wanking.

Martini: Gooooooooood?

Palmer: Real goooood.

by Real sound February 16, 2009