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Moonslide victory 

When one candidate wins by such a majority in an election that calling it a landslide victory would be an understatement. It’s like losing one’s deposit in British elections when one gets less that 5% of the vote and winning candidate gets more than 95% of the vote in a ‘2-horse’ election.
John: Did you see the result of the elections?
Jane: No, I expected a moonslide victory anyway
John: You are right. Peter won with 97% of the votes and the other 5 candidates got next to nothing.
Moonslide victory by Betainvestor February 22, 2022

Joseph Victor Humphrey 

SEX GOD. Legend, smart, funny, borderline creepy. Can talk to any girl. Needs to cut his hair. Looks Like Jesus. Has a massive schlong.
Look, it's Joseph Victor Humphrey. Let's see what crazy things he has to say today.

elizaveta victorovna 

a very pretty girl that doesn’t often realise how sweet & funny and good of a friend she is. actually a smart girl but not the nerdy type. love talking to her and she gets my humor.

love you lots ure the cutest
<3
elizaveta victorovna? oh yes shes my Belarusian friend!!

who is funny? ohh right its elizaveta!

Watching Victorious 

Giving or receiving head while watching victorious (the TV show).
"oh yeah, last night we were watching victorious"
"ooooooooh ;)))))))))))"

Ukrainian Victory 

A term used by western leaders and other imbeciles to describe, what is in fact, a Russian Victory
“Scholz said that Ukraine will join the EU after the Ukrainian victory over Russia” ahhh that means it’s a Russian Victory I see what you did their Silly German sausage!

jude victor william bellingham 

my man. no i’m not delulu. he is my husband my bestie he is meant for me and i am meant for him. we are linked together forever😻 (follow me on tiktok judelovesmee)
jude victor william bellinghams wife is judelovesmee on tiktok