river in the valley

blowing your load on the chest of the girl you had relations with

Riley - "why did that girl just run out of here with yogurt all over her chest?"

Goose - "that wasn't yogurt that was my river in the valley!"

by goose x gallagher April 20, 2008

like a schoolie on Valentine's Day

Very excitedly and constantly checking your email, only to find the message you wish was there has not arrived yet.

1.

I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.

2.

Dick: Where are you rushing off to?

Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.

Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.

by AxtoGrind July 3, 2009

Yorkshire shit valve

When making a "pfft" sound. Releasing air from side of mouth In disapproval or annoyance. Also to signal that there are no words just a release of air.

Listening to trump and the Yorkshire shit valve went off.

Have you heard that? Had to release the Yorkshire shit valve.

by Ray-Ray-mellie-mel May 21, 2019

San Ramon Valley High School

full of rich nicotine addicted white kids (only like 4 black kids in the whole school) who like to act gangster and say fuck 12 while vaping in the school bathrooms then going home to their million dollar household and being a cunt to their parents then throwing a fit when they get they're shit taken away for being a little faggot. they also like to say nigga a lot.

fuck a example srvhs kids are fucking losers San Ramon Valley High School

by danvilleisgay November 30, 2019

Chinese Market Value

How much you are worth depending on the products that you have bought from China and the number of children that have lost their lives because of said products.

"Bro, I just bought this jacket from China for $20"

"Bro, your Chinese Market Value must be around 3 children now!"

by CMV Inc. November 20, 2020

tiktok user valedance07

this user gets spammed by group accs and is also a bula, (this is a tiktok star valedance07 with 700 and something followers)

hey have you seen tiktok user valedance07 's new tiktok?

No? why?
oh she got tons of comments from group accs again
damn silly vale

by rawrtoonxd April 12, 2021

valedictorian

The best person from a class, usually selected on grades, school activities and character/leadership. Also delivers the valedictory at graduation ceremonies.

Jimmy was valedictorian of his high school, he had a 4.0, was starting quarterback, and lead his debate team to nationals.

by patrick wood July 31, 2008