Unicorn Tree

A group of ten or more people having group sex in an icecream parlor.

I was invited to a Unicorn Tree party but i didn't want to go because i heard that Melissa had crabs.

Nick invited his girlfriend to a Unicorn Tree party but she didn't like the idea of having sex with strangers.

by SUPER NINJA LORD MELISSA! November 25, 2010

unicornfish

a fake animal that you can bring up into a convo and make your friends feel real awkward.

can also make your friend feel better if they are down

so hows your unicornfish doing today?

ey yo have you ever seen a unicornfish??

by dnt kno hw to act June 7, 2011

Unicomedians

The people responsible for the more ridiculous Unicode characters.

There's a "not check mark" character?! Those unicomedians!

by thelividgerbil August 11, 2011

unicorned

Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.

Look at that guy, he's absolutely unicorned right now!

by OhGee October 17, 2012

Unicornites

A society of individuals who know the truth about the existence of unicorns, as historical (and magical) animals who lived for generations, along with the dinosaurs, but were wiped out by evil wizards during the Dark Ages. You become initiated by drinking Guinness from the horn of the last unicorn.

Chris: I'm a member of the Unicornites.

Luke: What does that mean?
Chris: I know the truth about the magical, wondrous creature known as the unicorn

by Figgins Dickens September 1, 2012

unicorn moon ride

Noun: A grenade consisting of tequila, jagermeister and red bull, with a cap of mdma in the bottom of the jager shot. The shot glasses are balanced in the rim of the glass filled with red bull so when you drink the tequila, the shot of jager falls into the cup. Drinking a few of these will get you ready to party, garunteed.

Oh man, Jerry just drank his 6th unicorn moon ride... he's gonna be fucked up!

by MagicalUnicorn09 October 13, 2012