turkey sandwich

1.Pure awesome palced between two pre-sliced slices of bread.
2.Sandwich type that is the best. Decided in the great "Turkey Ham war"

Ham sucks.-----------------------It really does.
Turkey was only declined as Americas National bird because if it was, how could we eat it in turkey sandwich form?

by Iggy the Spacepirating Astronaut Bountyhunter Plumbbot ninja. December 1, 2006

turkey

a term used for when a guy comes on a guys face and lets it drip off his chin so it hangs off like that ugly shit on a turkeys chin, the man then licks it off and gets a good riding!

We did a turkey: he had to be tied up first though.......

by Kevin December 5, 2003

Turked

Similar to turnt, except to a Whole, Notha, Level. Usually involves drinking excessively to hardly function. Made famous by Dillon Francis and Phantoms in his always epic snapchat stories

"Yo Dillon, Let's get fucking turked tonight"
"What the fuck is turked?!"
"Just shut up and drink this"

by Urmothersboxbanger July 4, 2016

Turkey Broth

The sweat that forms between a pair of Turkey Tits.

"Don't you love licking up that turkey broth?"

"I love the feeling of Turkey broth on my junk while titty fucking"

by Steve123123123 October 5, 2006

Turkey Sandwich Week

Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.

Man: did you have a good christmas?

Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week

Man: great

by bradyBlunderbooth November 6, 2009

Turkey High

when u are so sleepy, full, and feel out of it after a nice meal on thanksgiving

Dude im so full from this meal
word i hear ya, im turkey high

by NJP13 November 28, 2010

Turkey Tugging

Sometimes when you miss chunks of poop with the toilet paper when u wipe and it dries.. then during your next anal draining you notice dry chunks of poop stuck to your asshole hairs and you start tugging at them but they're hard to catch like turkeys

My asshole hurts because i was turkey tugging hard last night

by blackdynamite5454 April 19, 2011