Texas

Place George W. Bush faked like he was from even though his family was from Connecticut, where he was born, raised and educated.

Texan 1: Bushy is the best. He really represents for Texas.

Texan 2: He ain't from Texas, he's a Yale boy, spoon up his ass since birth. He has a fake accent to cover up being stupid. Instead of being a dumb northerner, now he's a dumb southernor, tryin to fool everyone.

Texan 1: Well, at least he doesn't like black people.

Texan 2: Amen, let's get some chikkkin.

by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 5, 2010

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

A terrific movie. I'm referring to the 2003 version of this film.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is NOT a true story. It is BASED on the events of Ed Gein, a serial killer who lived in Plainfield, Wisconsin in the 1950's. He killed only 2 women but dug up many more in the graveyard and attempted to make a full-body woman suit. He also collected ears, fingers, toes, heads, skulls and noses. He was arrested and brought to court and found guilty but lived the rest of his life in a mental instution. He died of cancer in 1984.

by Corb March 14, 2005

texas buffet

when you put hot sauce on a girls pussy prior to eating her out

I just gave April a texas buffet

by more head January 16, 2008

Texas

slang for "crazy" or "wild" in Norway.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Yeah I did! It was totally texas!

by diabeetusspeshulus January 4, 2017

texas see-saw

The act of taking a dump on a woman's ass, Doin it doggy style, then hitting her arms out from underneath her, while thrusting your dick in her ass

O man, i gave carla a hot texas see-saw last night...niiiice

by Mclovinchickachickayeah June 20, 2010

texas trouser

when a guy put his hand on his dick but before he starts masterbating he sholves his dick and hand into his sexual partner and then begins to masterbate

caleb: where do you masterbate chris
chris: in your mom
caleb: hows that possible
chris: I just texas trouser her

by Juicy Pelvis July 7, 2010