T-tard

Anyone who is very bad at texting. Thought to originate from 'T9-tard' - people who fail to fix their T9ed texts.

e.g.
dont fuck with me - correct T9
foot dual with of. - usual T9 typo.

Nick is such a t-tard that I'm thinking of buying him a blackberry.

by Envious 314 March 16, 2009

tard off

To be used as "fuck off" would, but while ALSO calling the person a "tard"

Guy: Hey babay! How you doi–
Girl: Tard off, slob.

by DOI2010 August 19, 2012

tard weeding

the act of having to weed through the various imbeciles, morons, dumbasses, jackasses, tools, dickheads, douchebags, dipshits, dolts, and asshats among the populace to find someone worth spending your time with for relationship pursuits.

Q: How'd your date go with Mr. Wonderful last night?
A: Well, let's just say my tard weeding isn't done yet.

by hottapantsa January 22, 2007

weenie tard

1. A person of low fortitude and lower intelligence.

2. A person who doesn't know where "it" is supposed to go.

1. Jee broke his leg running away from a neighbor's chihuahua. What a weenie tard.

2. That weenie tard tried to stick it in her belly button.

by RipD May 14, 2008

Mus-tard

A Mustang owning retard.

Yet another douchey Carbondale Mus-tard.
His car looks like a toaster with wheels & a racing stripe...

by DerpyDouche November 11, 2015

Flash Tard

A person that drives with there turn signal on the entire time they are driving but does not turn.

My deceased Drivers Ed teacher Mr Ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.

Watch out for the flash tard, his blinker has been on for a few miles, he is probably drunk.

by Mikkster78 September 10, 2011

Tard Arms

Arms that you are unable to control in any possible way.

You well just crashed into Roman on GTA 4, well done Tard Arms

by Coura Bassist May 28, 2008