Chocolate Tard

Chocolate Tard is taken from a word Chocolate Tart in which tart is replaced by tard which means retard,Chocolate Tard is the kind of person that is addicted to chocolate(usually girls) and tweet about how much they love chocolate,I mean I know chocolate is good but don't overreact.

Girl : OMGGG!!! CHOCOLATE IS SO GOODZZ ME WANTZ TO MARRY CHOCOLATE.
Me : GEEZ!,It's just a chocolate get over it,what a chocolate tard.

by DatBassPlayer August 7, 2014

Flash Tard

A person that drives with there turn signal on the entire time they are driving but does not turn.

My deceased Drivers Ed teacher Mr Ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.

Watch out for the flash tard, his blinker has been on for a few miles, he is probably drunk.

by Mikkster78 September 10, 2011

T-tard

Anyone who is very bad at texting. Thought to originate from 'T9-tard' - people who fail to fix their T9ed texts.

e.g.
dont fuck with me - correct T9
foot dual with of. - usual T9 typo.

Nick is such a t-tard that I'm thinking of buying him a blackberry.

by Envious 314 March 16, 2009

Tard of the Day

when someones so retarded, they dont deserve the 're'
used as an insult to a friend who has done something paricually stupid, or retarded. Two or more people must agree that this person is a retard. They are stuck with this title for the remainder of the day and must hang their heads in 'tarded shame.

Becca: *comes into school wearing odd shoes*
group of scene friends: TARD OF THE DAY
Becca: *hangs head in shame*

by Lips.Like.Morphine May 3, 2007

Tard Arms

Arms that you are unable to control in any possible way.

You well just crashed into Roman on GTA 4, well done Tard Arms

by Coura Bassist May 28, 2008

Mus-tard

A Mustang owning retard.

Yet another douchey Carbondale Mus-tard.
His car looks like a toaster with wheels & a racing stripe...

by DerpyDouche November 11, 2015

tard weeding

the act of having to weed through the various imbeciles, morons, dumbasses, jackasses, tools, dickheads, douchebags, dipshits, dolts, and asshats among the populace to find someone worth spending your time with for relationship pursuits.

Q: How'd your date go with Mr. Wonderful last night?
A: Well, let's just say my tard weeding isn't done yet.

by hottapantsa January 22, 2007