coming out of the cupboard

"coming out of the cupboard" is a term to decribe the act performed by claustrophile glory-hole fetishists.

The participant enters a cupboard and sticks his manhood through the glory hole for a happy ending.

Al: "I think a seagull just shat on me in the kitchen"
Jon: "No, that's just Roy, coming out of the cupboard. Do you see the glory hole drilled in it?"

by Fishyrich September 10, 2012

the pyrocynical effect

It is a description of an object or event that has become even worse after reaching pure garbage.

You : Oh, I had a really bad day, and now it is even worse.
Friend : What You're experiencing is The Pyrocynical Effect.

by Conga Mann January 20, 2017

noah get the boat

when you see something so dramatizing that you think its time to restart humanity

noah get the boat for it time for a new beginning

by qwertyuiop boi February 17, 2020

first lady of the United States

A woman who watches while her husband has sex with interns and porn stars.

Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018

Sold the bag

To lose a chance you once had. (Usally occurs with mf named Jack or Ben)

Jack: I can’t believe I messed it up with that with that girl
Ben: yea bro we both sold the bag

by JackRosa April 21, 2021

the kennedy package

used on S9 E2 of how I met your mother

The kennedy package - entails having a bartender serve you continuous amounts of alcohol so that you will never have your drink hand empty .

Any time you see me without a drink in my hand you put a drink in my hand!!!

OOOO So you want the Kennedy package?

by Magik Jownson September 24, 2013

I ship the bullshit

Louis Tomlinson said Larry was complete bullshit, so we now ship the bullshit

GIRL 1- i ship the bullshit, do you?
Girl 2- yeah I ship Larry.

by LARRY/CAMREN/FREMIONE SHIPPER March 28, 2015