n.- when you accidentally see/hear someone engaged in sex or sexual activity and are so freaked and/or grossed out that you get away as fast as you can, but are left frozen by the absurdity of the situation and can only say 'ohmygodohmygod' when people ask you what is wrong.
"Abby and I were overcome by sexual paralysis when we walked in on Mike and his lady getting busy in the living room"
by wordsrundry December 3, 2007
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by wjhefd August 19, 2007
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Woman’s Definition: A man who is in touch with the needs and feelings of woman; he’s not afraid to show his feminine side. A Metro Sexual male is meticulous, fashion-conscience and, fabulous dresser. Metro Sexual are the man women wish their husbands/boyfriends were.
Non-Metro Sexual Male’s Definition: A metro Sexual Male is a gay man who has embraced the habits of a gay man but has not openly admitted that he’s gay. I.e. A Metro Sexual is a gay man!
Non-Metro Sexual Male’s Definition: A metro Sexual Male is a gay man who has embraced the habits of a gay man but has not openly admitted that he’s gay. I.e. A Metro Sexual is a gay man!
by jxq June 4, 2004
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by ++speed++freak+++ May 10, 2005
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guy2 : how do you know that?
guy1: because he hooked up with a girl and a guy in the same night, then fucked his dog.
Guy2: that is seriously fucked up!
guy2 : how do you know that?
guy1: because he hooked up with a girl and a guy in the same night, then fucked his dog.
Guy2: that is seriously fucked up!
by Dicko 69 August 25, 2008
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Often encountered during puberty and predominantly experienced by males.
Often encountered during puberty and predominantly experienced by males.
- "Dude, you're so gay."
- "QwerKopp, stop calling people gay over what you assume must be true. Your sexual insecurity is astonishing!"
- "ARGH! Fuck you faggot! HEIL HITLER!"
- "You are banned from this forum!"
- "QwerKopp, stop calling people gay over what you assume must be true. Your sexual insecurity is astonishing!"
- "ARGH! Fuck you faggot! HEIL HITLER!"
- "You are banned from this forum!"
by Genjuro July 21, 2008
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